i do think in another life i would have been truly happy as a gentlelady of means traveling the world, studying mycology, painting scientific illustrations of mushrooms, wearing trousers, and getting into duels with men in my field who didn't appreciate my work

A crab wearing a Santa hat wishes you Merry Crabmas A hermit crab wearing a dreidel wishes you Happy Clawnukkah A lobster with a kinara wishes you Happy CrawanzaaALT

December is for Decapods!

official crab post

happy hanukkah!

A decorator crab with a yarmulke, gelt, dreidel, and menorah stuck to it. The crab wishes you a Happy ClawnukkahALT

I heard there was a lack of Hanukkah crab

i almost didn't unmute this but this is from a mutual so i trusted you. i did NOT expect the fucking generic punch/slap noise what even lmao

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this is a cry for help lmfao keep boycotting

tonight's the first night of chanukah where's that pic of the guy smoking a joint shaped like a menorah

hell yeah

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Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work

Look at my post boy

NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin

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Catch a falling star

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